News
has just come in that Facebook and other Social Networking sites are going to
ban the use of ‘Nahi samjhe toh Pogo dekho’ in posts or even comments. There
are rumors that this move has been brought about by the Indian National
Congress, after their latest debacle involving their Prime Ministerial
candidate, Rahul Gandhi.
Rahul
Gandhi was caught snoozing inside the parliament which was discussing heavily
about inflation and price rises. Many have come to his rescue and said that he
was not snoozing, but listening deeply with concentration to what was being
said.
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| Credits: Times of India |
Rahul
Gandhi had later called a press conference to clear all the problems, and this
was hijacked by the known hijacker Sonia Gandhi. She said that, “Rahul was
listening very intently to every word that was said.”
When
this was met with scorn among the press, she changed her statement and said, “It
was just a minute nap, and it is not uncommon to do so. Rahul has been working
late into the night these days to plan a new manifesto for the next elections. The
defeat has changed him, and he now sees videos about how children show acts of
bravery and save their village and king from the bad people.”
When
questions were asked about these children hailing from Dholakpur, the fictitious
town in Chota Bheem, Rahul Gandhi’s face was filled with light and a smile
grazed his face. His face moved slightly up and down in an incomprehensible
nod, but it was confirmed covered up by Sonia Gandhi when she pushed him
off stage.
Later
on, an unnamed Congress official said that it was not Rahul Gandhi’s mistake,
but it was the mistake of society.
“Rahulji
is just trying to take back what is his from Alia Bhatt. She has ruthlessly
taken away his title of being the dumbest smartest person in India, and
Rahulji just wants his rightful title back. People have been repeatedly telling
him to watch Pogo for his nonsensical creative ideas, and he is just
following their advice and listening to the public’s views. That is what a
leader is- someone who listens to what the citizens tell him to do. And now,
they (BJP) are punishing him for doing what they should be doing.”
Right
after this came through, Facebook and other Social Networking sites made their
decision and released it to the public. The move has been connected correctly
with what happened in the parliament, but the Congress has denied any hand in
the move.
Meanwhile,
Social Networkers have now come up with a new slogan, “RaGa giri”. This has been
explained as something to say when someone does a dumb and foolish smart and
clever act in front of a whole horde of people i.e. the Social circuit.
PS:
This post has been written just for the sake of entertainment and isn’t meant
to cause harm to the political, religious and mental sentiments; along with the
sentiments of RaGa fans, Pogo Fans and even Chota Bheem fans.
