Sunday, May 4, 2014

Go Sun Go!!



Aaj mausam bada beimaan hai.

Don’t you agree? Finally a Bollywood song that makes complete sense and as it’s before my existence, I can’t make any accusations of it being copied, or I’d say inspired. But then there’s another one which makes absolutely zero sense in the situation.

Aaj blue hai paani paani paani, aur din hai sunny sunny sunny.

Honey Singh, you rock, my man. You are the one who shall be remembered for your completely insensible lyrics.
 
Well, Sunny reminds of another thing and that’s a lion. #iykwim

With your current display of hotness, you sure have beaten her, what with her entry into cultured cinema with a movie which loads of people didn’t see!

Bass, aapne maar daala, allah maar daala!

Maybe you love Bollywood and your anger is for my unbound love. Is that it? Then I’m ready to not say anything to this wood at least in this post. Come on now! Get the feels! \m/

The B-world has got Kajol (or Kareena Kapoor) in K3G telling you to take a chill pill. Oh come on now! Don’t get all heated up again because I don’t know who said it. It personally feels so grate to have this much knowledge!

Fine! If you don’t like these hysterical drama queens of India, then here’s those damn cops, the Bad Boys of Hollywood telling you to Whoosah. Please now, please.

Can I make you a drink? Is that what will cool you down?

Oh wait, I’m not legally allowed that, so could I tempt you with some cool drink like uh, water?

Now I’m open to shouting, so you can say all you want, and I won’t say a word. I’ll heed Akon’s advice and I’ll take the blame on me.

The world, I now say to you- you can put the blame on me. Yes, me. An ittu sa child, who is just 17.5, stressing on the half. Yes, you can all do it.

Now, do you feel better, respected hottie? But in a way, it is our fault, and not yours. Some months ago, we were the ones who begged you to return, and now that you’re here, we are complaining.

Sorry sorry sorry. As the kids in ABCD beg for their Sir to return, I, on behalf of the world, beg to you. Bass thoda kam kardo!

Aapko chaiye yeh vala cooler! I could make sure that you star in every irritating exciting advertisement of every XYZ energy drink and talcum powder which do not change even though the year changes.

Do you like being cursed and abused by the world for sucking out the energy and tiring everyone out? A suggestion- mend your ways.

Won’t you listen to this small, cute, sweet kid begging you to reduce your heat?


If these high temperatures are due to a technical issue, which you do not know to resolve, then I’ll tell you.

Go to settings, and then in appearance, reduce the slider which reads brightness. Do that till you hear people rejoicing and putting on some clothes.

Hope to have succeeded in blackmailing you, and to have pressed some weak vein of yours.

Yours lovingly,
A child exasperated with your public display of hotness,
A human who just can’t stop sweating,
A blogger expressing his feelings in words,
Begging you with all my K-Factor,
Karan Sampat.

This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda.

14 comments:

  1. Lol really funny and quite a hell of interesting anecdotes too :D

    Richa

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      Keep visiting..!!

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  2. So many interesting references. Keep it up. :)

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  3. Very funny and interesting set of realistic anecdotes!

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  4. wow! interesting one, Karan!
    hope the Sun God pities us soon! :)

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    1. Thanks Aayesha :D :)
      Of course! Phew...:P

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  5. The film fraternity will love you. interesting writing.

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      Keep visiting..!!

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  6. Love this one, Karan and absolutely awesome. I couldn't stop laughing and gushing:)

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  7. Very funnyy this is! :D
    The "Go to settings" part is hilarious!:D

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