Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Aaj ki Taaza Khabar

Arvind Kejriwal shuns 2 States and says that if he becomes PM, he will ban such films which spread false sentiments and encourage the youth to fall in love while studying.

As AK-49 was about to go on stage for his show on Kapil after RaGa managed to leave his mark there, he saw the trio of stars from the movie, and thus decided to keep his appearance on hold. After searching hard, he managed to get a good torrent for the movie, and due to his mango man status, it took him 2 days to download it.

A spokesperson for the Aam Aadmi Party said, “Mr. Kejriwal has cancelled his visit to CNWK owing to the fact that he invites such boring people to his show, who do vulgar things in the open. It took so much time for him to download the film, but it got over so fast, and it wasted time as well. Mr. Kejriwal is working on his statement and will be down shortly.”

Till we get Mr. Kejriwal on the satellite link, there is some more news which has just come in. The BJP has continued its assault on the Gandhi family and Mr. Modi has gone on to state that what is happening is completely sexist.

As NaMo logged on to read his competitors interview on CNWK (Click Here), he was shocked to see that a major blogging community site known as Indiblogger was plagued by events and competitions which were especially for women.

In his statement, Mr. Modi said, “Bhaiyon, yeh galat hai. Blogging ek aisa sutra hai jahan koi rok nahi hai, aur issi ke kaaran, jijaji jaise logon ne yahan kabsa karke rakha hai. Yeh log meri beheno ko lagataar mauke de rahe hai prize jeetne ka, par bhaiyon kya ye sahi hai?

“Mitron, pehle unhone apne haathon se dusre blogging community pe se logon ko manifesto likhne bulaya, aur fir har jagah aise female oriented contest faila diye. Forums pe bhi bahut charcha hone ke baad, meine yeh faisla kiya hai ke iske piche kisi bade aadmi ka ‘haath’ hai. Mere hisaab se toh jijaji ka hi kaam hai yeh.”

On being asked if this was one of the places where the Congress party was doing good women empowerment, he went on to say that, “But what about those guys who burn their midnight oil to participate and then do not get anything? In various contests, prizes have all gone to women. That is wrong.”

The Congress has responded by saying that they are ready to bring a quota in the field of blogging, and they will make sure that every blogger is paid for his efforts.

Meanwhile, the satellite link with Mr. Kejriwal is ready. Mr. Kejriwal, welcome to our show.

“Thank you for this welcome. I want to say that I’m a very simple man. I don’t get high internet speed, and after seeing Alia Bhatt and Arjun Kapur on the sets of Kapil’s show, I decided to download this movie. It took me so much time to download it, but it was only of 2.5 hours, and by removing those copied songs, it was even less. At the start, they showed Gujarat, but where was the development? I am sure that the writer was paid money to write this story in Gujarat.

“I must say that such false things must not be shown publicly. Even I have done IIT but I did not bunk lectures, and nor did I frolic with my professor’s daughter. These years are for studying and not for enjoying, and by showing such vulgar things the youth gets encouragement. It is very wrong.

“I am going to talk with the censor board to ban such stereotypical films, which sound too good to be true, and are just a waste of time. If they will not listen to me, I will go on a dharna against such films.

“The whole film was a lie and I think Congress had a hand in it as the dialogues were same from the book, so the script writing part had to be done by some close member. I could not see Arjun and Alia anywhere on the screen! All I saw was Abhishek and Kareena. I will get to the bottom of this, and if not, I will do dharna.”

Thank you Mr. Kejriwal. In a typed statement, he has condemned the songs and said they were copied and their placement was just to irritate the audience. Mr. Kejriwal has currently put a hold on visiting any TV show, but the BJP is talking with various famous show hosts.

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